DEAD FRIDAYS: XXX RATED

V-DAY is fast approaching, and if you caught DEAD AIR BASS 011, you know that I want you to make it a dirty one. Instead of all the overpriced, lovey-dovey crap, pump these tunes, and get NASTY!

LARRY TEE FT. PEREZ HILTON –  MY PENIS (EDU K SCHLONG DONG SILVER REMIX)

I was delightfully shocked that, during the DAB011 broadcast, my homegirl, KRISTIN OHH, noticed that I sampled the kick drum, from this track, for my original tune, BIT LOTTA BASS. Busted! What an amazing kick, tho.

DOWNLOAD: Larry Tee ft. Perez Hilton – My Penis (Edu K Schlong Dong Silver Remix) (RIGHT CLICK>SAVE AS)

GET MORE EDU K:  SOUNDCLOUD / JUNO

MICKEY AVALON FT. DIRT NASTY &  ANDRE LEGACY – MY DICK (GOOFFEE REMIX)

I feel like, with this tune, it would be really easy to fuck up on the REMIX. As usual, GOOFFEE did it proper.

GET MORE GOOFFEE:  SOUNDCLOUD / JUNO

GET LAID WITH KHIA (2006 REMIX) – PARTY BEN

This track originally had no name, because its producer couldn’t decide what to call it. For years, it sat on my harddrive, simply titled “Party Ben”.

DOWNLOAD: Party Ben – Get Laid With Khia (2006 Remix) (RIGHT CLICK>SAVE AS)

GET MORE PARTY BEN:  SOUNDCLOUD / WEBSITE

20 FINGERS FT. GILLETTE – SHORT DICK MAN

Such an extremely simple song, and yet, it is so legendary, that you really need to own it on VINYL.

DOWNLOAD: 20 Fingers ft. Gillette – Short Dick Man (RIGHT CLICK>SAVE AS)

GET MORE 20 FINGERS:  WIKIPEDIA / JUNO

KOOL KEITH  – DICK TOWEL (RIOT REMIX)

One of an amazingly fun array of drunken remixes of Youtube sensations, by 2 of Toronto’s most sought after DJs, VIVI DIAMOND & FOXXTROT.

DOWNLOAD: Kool Keith – Dick Towel (Riot Remix) (RIGHT CLICK>SAVE AS)

GET MORE RIOT REMIXERS:  SOUNDCLOUD

It’s Friday. Go get laid!