NEW MUSIC MONDAYS VOL. 013

Back in high-school, me and my buddies had a NEW METAL band, called TRIP-O-MATIC FAIRYTALE. There are some videos online, to prove it, but I’m gonna leave it up to YOU to find them. Anyways, one afternoon, we were loitering downtown Toronto, as teenagers often tend to do. I don’t remember exactly how it happened, but we ended up chatting with this sketchy older dude who said he was visiting from BC. I guess he thought we were cool, cuz he ended up offering us some shrooms. A little baggy for us all to share? No, my friends. I shit you not, the guy opened up his back-pack, and it was filled with fungus! He gave us each a double hand full, and asked nothing in return. After the strange encounter, we must have indulged in the spoils of our days adventure, and tripped balls. Wrong again! I did something much smarter. I went to a rave, and I sold those shrooms. Never get high off your own supply, especially when your overhead costs are ZERO! That concludes today’s business lesson, young entrepreneurs. Now on with the music!

MAPEI – DONT WAIT (CRANKS REMIX)

Loving those classic House vibes. Add this one to the constant stream of dope music coming out of Brooklyn.

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LOCKED & ERBALIST – RED PLANET

RAGGA JUNGLE bidness from 2 Toronto veterans, who regularly combine forces to destroy dancefloors and blast out killer joints, like this one. It’s not exactly “new” (originally released 2 years ago), but it’s new to ME, and it’s dope enough that I had to get it posted. I CRUSH RULES!

DOWNLOAD: Locked & Erbalist – Red Planet (RIGHT CLICK>SAVE AS)

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DEADMAU5 – DR. FUNKENSTEIN (MELLEEFRESH x JEROME ROBINS MIX)

I don’t usually care for Deadmau5, but everything MELLEEFRESH touches seems to turn to gold! Maybe, some sort of neon pink gold. Hmmmm. Teaming up with Toronto HOUSE aficionado, JEROME ROBINS, is a winning move, aswell.

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ROYALE – COSMONAUT ROMANCE

They call their sound “YACHT METAL”. I love it! Check out COSMONAUT ROMANCE. You’ll totally get it, after.

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VICE – MIAMI

The inspiration for this one came from aticipation for this years WMC. Do people still call it that???

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Why didn’t I become a drug dealer, instead of a broke-ass musician? That’s the real question.