I used to be such a trouble maker, going out with the intention of wreaking havoc on the world. These days, I feel guilty just for having a hangover in the morning, because it impacts my busy work schedule. *sigh* It’s hard being an angry lad trying to fake an adult life. At least, for the time being, I can keep my bad side satisfied simply by regaling others with tales of my past conquests. Like the time me and a couple good lady friends got ourselves banned from GREAT WOLF LODGE, in Niagara Falls. Yeah, it’s a place for kids, but we didn’t let that stop us from pounding FOUR LOKO’S, and being belligerently rowdy on the water slides. A few complaints from parents, for innapropriate language, partial nudity, and endangering others, and we were told to leave the park. That’s not what got us banned, though. Back in our hotel room, the girls jumped on a luggage cart to surf it, and I gave it a good hard shove. They hit the sliding glass door that led out to our balcony, and the thing shattered into a million pieces! That’s what got us banned.
SUZI ANALOGUE – JUMP ROPE (DEV79 REMIX)
You done checking out the very druggy original? Now peep the JUKED up version by the king of PHILLY STREET BASS, DEV79. It’ part of a FREE REMIX EP he hosted with Toronto blog, WALMER CONVENIENCE. Everything about this is good looks.
ONEREPUBLIC – IF I LOSE MYSELF (HEARTBEAT SYNTHONY EXTENDED REMIX)
The original gets a nice BIG CLUB rework by Detroit native, HEARTBEAT SYNTHONY.
JAY MIZZ – DRAFT DAY
NEAL HOFFMANN – MAYBE ARIZONA
I know it’s a major change of pace from the rest of this post, but I’ve really been feeling the vibes of this tune by UK singer/songwriter, NEAL HOFFMANN aka AMPHIBIC.
FARACE FT. TREVOR ROCKWELL – FEEL THAT AMMUNITION (WAVEWHORE VIP REMIX)
NYC BREAKS legend, WAVEWHORE is taking care of his followers with a FREE VIP REMIX. How awesome is that?
I also ended up having to pay for the shattered glass door. Maybe I’m better off in my current, more subdued state.