I buy a lot of compilations. When it comes to purchasing music, they’re the best bang for your buck, because you get a lot of tunes for very little money per unit. The music industry knows this all too well. As music becomes ever more disposable and difficult to market individual artists, many labels have [...]

This month’s topic is the introduction of Top 40 artists sampling house songs and rapping over them. While ViVi was certain the 2008 Mims remix of Enur’s ‘Calabria’ had spurred this phenomenon, of course, Pitbull was the first, and true pioneer of this style. Well wait, before we rip on Pitbull, let’s look at a [...]

I’m gonna assume that anybody reading this blog understands why GAGNAM STYLE is a shitty song. For anyone with any passion for music, that goes without saying. Okay, fine. It’s a stupid song with a stupid dance to go with it. If you’re cheesy enough to derive enjoyment from it (clearly most human beings are), [...]

Some years ago, a Montreal based University professor created a test to determine levels of tone deafness in an individual. Her studies concluded that 75% of all people are tone deaf. More recent studies on the subject have determined that it’s actually 5% of the population. Whatever the number, there is a good portion of [...]

Who sent me this gawd-awful HIP-HOP mix?!?! DETROIT UNDERGROUND TRAP HOP MIX DOWNLOAD (If you really think you want to): Detroit Underground Trap hop mix (RIGHT CLICK>SAVE AS) Okay, first of all, I can’t stress this enough. YOU NEED TO PUT YOUR NAME ON YOUR MUSIC!!! As soon as it’s downloaded, it’s mixed in with all [...]

In the PREVIOUS POST you will find a BREAKCORE RECORD that I love, which is a rare occurence. I’ve written, in a PAST POST about my problems with the Breakcore genre. Now, here’s an example of noisy garbage that I just don’t get… FARO is the first track on a free EP, called ANEURISM, by [...]

OM-fuckin’-G! I just discovered Richard Henry (aka RICH H), “your favourite rapper”, from Houston TX. I’m telling you, I can spot talent when I hear it and this guy is about to take over the internet! Let’s start with his rapping. Check out my favourite RICH H tune, I SLEPT WITH MY PROFESSOR. Careful ladies. [...]

OM-fuckin’-G! I just discovered Richard Henry (aka RICH H), “your favourite rapper”, from Houston TX. I’m telling you, I can spot talent when I hear it and this guy is about to take over the internet! Let’s start with his rapping. Check out my favourite RICH H tune, I SLEPT WITH MY PROFESSOR. Careful ladies. [...]

Holy SHIT! Check out this horrible cover of my all-time favourite song, A-HA’s TAKE ON ME… SANDY PARKER – TAKE ON ME (SANDY PARKER REMIX) That’s just a sample. Should you so desire, you can peep the whole track by clicking HERE. I have no idea who SANDY PARKER is but I wish I could [...]

In 1990, somebody named C’HANTAL made her first and last record, called THE REALM. It was a piece of garbage that would, for some reason, go on to inspire countless other garbage electronic tracks for decades to come. The Realm is really no more than a spoken word piece of poetry. Even in it’s original [...]